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Tim Dowling: our toilet is broken – the perfect excuse to stop work

The cistern lid has been removed and laid across the bowl. ‘What’s happened here?’ I say, trying not to sound too delightedWriting can be a great esc...

Tim Dowling: our toilet is broken – the perfect excuse to stop work

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Tim Dowling: how long does it take to be broken by a 4.50am alarm? I trudge down the stairs and back up again, but I can’t go back to sleepJust before we moved into our house, I was given a quick demonstration of the...
07:20, 2019-09-21

Tim Dowling: Dowling HQ is occupied. Even the cat’s food bowl isn’t safe ‘What an unexpected pleasure,’ my wife says, at the sight of Billy the lurcherIt is Sunday evening, and my wife and I are returning from a weekend aw...
08:12, 2019-12-07

Man accused of forging police report as late for work excuse LISBON, N.H. (AP) — A man accused of forging a letter to back up his bogus police story that he used an excuse to his boss is facing real charges in ...
19:04, 2019-06-29

'No excuse for the able-bodied not to be working': South Carolina to set work requirements for Medicaid South Carolina received federal approval Thursday to impose work requirements for Medicaid beneficiaries, fulfilling a demand of conservatives....
21:04, 2019-12-12

The stolen golden toilet: the perfect punchline to an 18-carat joke Maurizio Cattelan is right to enjoy the loss of his fully-functioning conceptual wonder. It makes his comment on art, money and Trumpian desire even ...
16:44, 2019-09-16

Any Excuse To Have Chai Is A Good Excuse, Zomato's Thread Proves When Zomato India asked their followers for excuses to have chai, they came up with the funniest responses. Take a look at some of the best responses...
11:24, 2019-09-04

Scientists develop slippery toilet coating to stop poo sticking Spray-on surface could prevent bacteria building up and reduce household water useThe toilet brush need never leave its holder again. Scientists have...
17:28, 2019-11-18

HGTV’s ‘Windy City Rehab’ stars resume work after Chicago lifts stop-work orders: report The stars of HGTV’s hit program “Windy City Rehab” are back at work after nearly four months of delayed construction after the city of Chicago lifted...
00:40, 2019-11-27

Saquon Barkley says he's not hurt despite slump: 'Let's stop making an excuse that I'm hurt' Barkley hasn't been the same player since returning from ankle sprain, but don't tell him that...
18:40, 2019-11-28

Yankees look old and broken down, and it has to stop CHICAGO — The Yankees looked old and tired Friday night. Remember when we used to say that all the time about this club, even as it slogged its way t...
10:56, 2019-06-15

'They have no excuse for it': Tory MP who got Amazon to remove pro-anorexia books insists retailer must stop harmful content being listed A Tory MP who condemned Amazon for selling books promoting anorexia has urged the online retailer to stop harmful material being listed on its websit...
09:52, 2019-05-11

The most bizarre things that work with Amazon Alexa, from a twerking teddy bear to a smart toilet (AMZN) Amazon; Clilff Owen/AP Amazon released a bevy of new gadgets last week, including new Alexa-powered devices such as a smart oven and a nightlight for...
19:20, 2019-10-01

Inside the Jumbo-Visma team car as it races back to Roglic after poorly-timed toilet stop "Footage inside the Jumbo-Visma team car at the 2019 Giro d\u0027Italia as the DS and his colleagues race back to help Primoz Roglic after a poorly-t...
15:32, 2019-05-28

Broken nose and black eye can’t stop Nationals’ Max Scherzer WASHINGTON — With a broken nose, pronounced black eye and seven shutout innings, Max Scherzer provided a striking capper to the Washington Nationals&...
07:32, 2019-06-20

The global economy is broken, it must work for people, not vice versa Three new books reveal the same picture: the global economy is shattered. They suggest how a more people-focused approach than capitalism might allev...
13:00, 2019-08-03

I Can't Stop Looking at These Perfect Final Fantasy VII Figures We live in a truly incredible time for action figures—whether you’re wanting to spend a couple hundred bucks or even just twenty, you can get well ar...
13:36, 2019-09-16

‘Mr. Toilet’ Review: Getting a Handle on the World’s Toilet Shortage This profile of Jack Sim, an activist for toilet construction, is a more serious documentary than its title suggests....
13:44, 2019-11-21

If I Had Infinite Time I Would Never Stop Chasing Perfect Ranks In Games I play games because they give me pleasure, but sometimes, that pleasure comes specifically from a desire to master all of their secrets. Clear all t...
18:36, 2019-09-20

Stop-and-frisk a ‘perfect’ police tool: former NYPD official Stop-and-frisk was “very valuable” in driving down crime — and would likely help stem the gang violence that now plagues some neighborhoods, a former...
05:04, 2019-11-18

Arsenal vs Tottenham: Perfect time for under-fire Mauricio Pochettino to stop derby rot While talk of a power shift in north London has favoured Tottenham in recent seasons, Sunday's derby has a long-established status quo that Mauricio ...
12:32, 2019-08-30

Should all acting stars stop flying to work? Orange is the New Black star Yael Stone vows to stop travelling to the US because of climate change....
19:04, 2020-01-07

Should all acting stars stop flying to work ? Orange is the New Black star Yael Stone vows to stop travelling to the US over climate change "war"....
09:28, 2020-01-08

Should all screen stars stop flying for work? Orange is the New Black star Yael Stone vows to stop travelling to the US over climate change "war"....
10:32, 2020-01-08

Toilet Cat, Quit Hogging The Toilet Hello! This week we cut up some giant ships, complain about the long load times in Destiny 2, find a dead body in Animal Crossing, dream about Skate ...
17:36, 2020-02-22

Countries are turning off the internet to stop violence. Does it work? Governments are increasingly shutting down access to the internet in an effort to curb organised violence. But evidence shows it usually makes things...
14:32, 2019-07-31

Why the vitriol about my bike expenses won't stop me cycling to work – MP Media criticism has actually kickstarted my drive to get commuters on to two wheelsOver the last few weeks, our schoolchildren have staged climate ch...
08:44, 2019-05-16

‘You never stop grieving’: why bereaved parents need more than two weeks off work Under the new Jack’s law, workers who lose a child will finally get the right to statutory paid leave. But it won’t help in all cases – and many feel...
07:24, 2020-02-03

Google wants its employees to stop discussing politics at work Google CEO Sundar Pichai explained the tech giant's new guidelines, which now discourage workers from discussing politics on internal communication f...
20:00, 2019-08-27

6 ways to stop being your worst critic and succeed at work Getty Images In the digital age, there's a constant stream of criticism and critique. Still, we add to it by constantly criticizing ourselves. Resear...
20:56, 2019-10-14

Google wants employees to stop talking politics at work Google CEO Sundar Pichai explained the tech giant's new guidelines, which now discourage workers from discussing politics on internal communication f...
00:08, 2019-08-28

Here's how to be a 'jackass whisperer' at work and stop the negativity for good Courtesy of Scott and Alison Stratten Scott and Alison Stratten are co-authors of five (soon to be six) best-selling business books, co-owners of UnM...
14:28, 2019-11-05

Juul employees won’t stop vaping at work: report Even Juul Labs employees are having a tough time kicking their vaping habit. Staffers at the San Francisco-based firm have continued to puff away at ...
18:08, 2019-12-30

Danish artist seeks to stop his work being cut up to make watches Faroese art provocateurs want to use canvas of Tal R’s Paris Chic as raw materialA court in Denmark will rule on Monday on whether to prohibit a pair...
14:04, 2019-12-02

Trump says he’ll work with Congress to stop ‘menace of mass attacks’ Trump's commitment to gun control has been in doubt ever since 17 students and adults were killed in a shooting at a Parkland, Florida, high school o...
00:36, 2019-09-02

Zimbabwe senior doctors stop work as public hospital strike spreads Senior doctors at Zimbabwe's public hospitals went on strike on Tuesday to protest against the dismissal of junior colleagues who have boycotted work...
18:56, 2019-11-26

‘I Couldn’t Stop Crying’: Saudi Women React to New Travel and Work Rights After the announcement of seismic changes to the “guardianship” system, readers in Saudi Arabia shared their hopes — and skepticism....
04:04, 2019-08-31

I work in politics. I refuse to let a nude video stop me from running for office | Ashley Fairbanks Almost every woman I know has taken nudes at sometime in her life. As more women run for office, we have to stop fear from holding us backWhen Repres...
17:36, 2019-10-31

City slaps Brooklyn building co-owned by Marty Golden with stop work order This Brooklyn building needs a Golden Scaffold. Former state Sen. Marty Golden received an unsolicited gift from city inspectors Christmas Eve when t...
19:40, 2019-12-27

Corbyn agrees to work with opposition parties to stop no-deal Brexit by legislation – live updates Rolling coverage of the day’s political developments, including meeting of opposition party leaders called by Jeremy CorbynLabour is the party of rem...
15:04, 2019-08-27

Buzzy skin-care startup Maelove has engineered a near-perfect moisturizer designed to work for all types of skin — it worked wonders for me Maelove As a beauty reporter, I test a lot of skin-care brands, and Maelove is one of the companies I believe is most worth watching right now. Each ...
16:52, 2020-01-31

Labour deputy leader pressures Jeremy Corbyn to work with Liberal Democrats to stop no-deal Brexit Labour deputy leader Tom Watson is putting pressure on Jeremy Corbyn to work with the Liberal Democrats to stop a no-deal Brexit under Boris Johnson....
23:04, 2019-08-13

A nurse in Wuhan walks to work while her husband drives behind her, showing the extreme the lengths that medical workers are willing to go to stop the coronavirus spread CGTN A Wuhan nurse has quarantined herself away from her family so she doesn't risk exposing them to the new COVID-19 virus, CGTN, a state-linked sta...
05:48, 2020-02-14

Tim Dowling: I can’t get hold of my son. But is that him on TV? I’m watching a live feed from parliament when a familiar figure crosses the screenA year ago, my wife initiated a series of discussions about prepara...
07:32, 2019-09-14

Tim Dowling: 'When you die, I want that picture,' the oldest says We’re watching Antiques Roadshow. But what are the things in our house worth? Over the course of the weekend I can only tell if either of my younger ...
07:24, 2019-08-24

Tim Dowling: ‘I’m being terrorised by a rat with no face’ The rat can turn up anywhere, because the dog has adopted it as a sort of playmateI come downstairs to find a large black rat staring up at me from t...
07:48, 2019-09-28

Tim Dowling's dad, Bob: I’m 98, and life is still mayhem Bob Dowling on the lessons he’s learnedFirst of all: why me? The whole family knows I never write anything. An old girlfriend once said my letter rea...
07:36, 2019-10-19

Tim Dowling: it’s day two of the silent treatment. Can I keep it up? I stopped talking to my wife when she told me she’d thrown out my drawing boardI am not speaking to my wife, although I concede she has no real way o...
07:12, 2020-01-18

Tim Dowling: our dog’s gone on holiday. So what’s that noise? I hear a sound above my head, like the talons of a large eagle brushing the floorboardsJust before lunchtime on Saturday, the oldest one arrives with...
07:44, 2019-06-15

Tim Dowling: I’ve never been to an NFL game, and it shows I am enduring the mild humiliation of having the sport of my people explained to me by an English-born 21-year-oldTen years ago I took my middle son ...
07:16, 2019-11-09

Tim Dowling: the middle one’s off to the US. Will he ever return? I’m worried he won’t come back, because it’s exactly what I did, 30 years ago to the monthOn Sunday morning I notice a flat black rectangle, wrapped ...
07:28, 2020-02-08

North Korea says South Korea must stop trying to work as a mediator in talks between Pyongyang and Washington SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea says South Korea must stop trying to work as a mediator in talks between Pyongyang and Washington....
03:40, 2019-06-27

Tim Dowling: two Alexas have moved in, and they’re terrifying My youngest son is having nightmares about surveillance. The dog is barking. This is the futureIn the course of my work, I am sometimes sent free stu...
07:48, 2019-05-18

Tim Dowling: the car windows are gone. Can we solve the mystery? I expect to see pebbled glass spread across the seats, but there is none. It makes no sense, I thinkIt is early in the morning when the mattress shif...
07:24, 2020-01-11

Tim Dowling: I’m American, I can handle a heatwave. Right? By 4pm, even the tortoise has sought refuge indoors, attacking the stub of a lettuce in the shadow of the kitchen tableOn Saturday I am woken by what...
07:24, 2019-07-06

Tim Dowling: my band’s last gig – the story I forgot to tell The mega venue, the lost afterparty tickets, the uncompromising security...Over the course of a year, a significant portion of my life ends up commit...
08:04, 2019-12-28

Tim Dowling: I’ve got a degree in volleyball, of course I have to triumph When it’s my turn to serve, I throw the ball high and punch it confidently. It goes sideways, bouncing off toward the breaking surfI’m on a beach in ...
07:40, 2019-08-31

Tim Dowling: the tortoise is lost and bewildered – and so am I ‘Why is he there?’ my wife says. ‘His worldview has been shattered,’ I sayThe weather is horrible. The sky is dark; the rain so unceasing that I keep...
07:48, 2019-11-02

Tim Dowling: I have no plans. Then the dishwasher falls apart I hear someone keening in frustration. It sounds like meJust before midday I open the door to the youngest one’s bedroom and peer into the gloom. “Wa...
07:20, 2019-07-27

Tim Dowling: my wife’s gone to war with the tortoise. He’s winning ‘I’m going to trap you,’ she says. The tortoise stares at the ground with a look that says: like hell you willThree weeks ago, on a cold and damp mor...
07:12, 2019-06-01

Tim Dowling: I’ve killed my keyboard. Will the squirrel be next? ‘Are you challenging me?’ I say to my enemy. ‘Because I’m in a mood to accept’With a deadline looming and the morning fast evaporating, I am standing...
07:16, 2019-11-16

Tim Dowling: from a distance, I look busy. But now I’ve been sprung I am in my office shed. There is a sharp tap on the glassIt is Friday afternoon, an hour or so before sunset, and I am in my office shed. My wife is ...
07:32, 2019-11-30

Tim Dowling: it’s civil war in the kitchen – the boys are telling us off ‘It was half past one,’ the oldest one says. ‘And you were making a lot of noise’I am awakened late on Sunday morning by the sound of rain on the roo...
07:36, 2019-10-26

Tim Dowling: a dress rehearsal for old age? No, this is the real thing ‘Oh dear,’ my wife says. ‘You’ve gone mad’I am woken by a sort of alarm – the sound of the dog’s strangled barks as it dreams about chasing something...
07:12, 2019-07-20

Tim Dowling: I love camping, but will this trip break me? Our tent is not suitable for most forms of camping, because it’s heavy and has the footprint of a bouncy castleMy wife is worried about some dental w...
07:16, 2019-06-29

Tim Dowling: a friend asks what I’ve been up to. I can’t reveal the truth I always think: if you left the house more often, you would have a better answer for thisOn Sunday, I walk down to the wine shop on the corner. When ...
07:24, 2019-10-05

Tim Dowling: ‘My first podcast idea is called Mum’s on Drugs’ ‘I really don’t think you’ve thought this through,’ the middle one saysOn Sunday evening, my wife and I arrive home from a weekend away. The middle o...
07:36, 2019-07-13

Tim Dowling: I am so prepared for book club. But am I invited? Because I was the only man at that first meeting, my precise clearance level seems unresolvedThere is a question hanging over my wife’s new book club...
07:44, 2019-05-04

Tim Dowling: it’s the oldest one’s birthday. How times have changed I remember our panicked preparations the night before he turned threeTwenty-two years ago, my wife and I spent an entire day driving around in search...
08:16, 2019-12-14

Tim Dowling: bickering over the Christmas tree? That’s all in the past Four days of seasonal disputes have suddenly been excised from my schedule, and I am at a lossAn argument between my wife and I invariably precedes o...
07:32, 2019-12-21

Tim Dowling: our weekend trip to Devon has gone into reverse My wife inches the car backwards. ‘Christ!’ she screamsIt is early on Friday afternoon, and my wife and I are somewhere on the M5, heading for a week...
07:28, 2020-02-01

Tim Dowling: an alien object crashlands into my life – who sent it? ‘I’m kind of weirded out by this,’ the youngest one says. ‘Me, too,’ I sayIt’s mid-morning, and I’m sitting alone in my office shed. The sun has come...
07:08, 2019-05-11

Texas attack: Donald Trump says he will work with Congress to 'stop the menace of mass attacks' after latest shooting US President Donald Trump said his administration is committed to working with Congress to "stop the menace of mass attacks" following the latest mas...
20:56, 2019-09-01

Tim Dowling: the parakeets are back. Is it Jimi Hendrix’s fault? Apparently, he released a breeding pair in Carnaby Street… or was that Boy George?My wife is sitting at the kitchen table, looking at her phone and t...
07:40, 2019-11-23

Tim Dowling: I’m a master of speed skipping – watch me jump ‘Do you want to see me cross over?’ I shout above the whipsaw buzz of the ropeDuring the first half of my working day, I am generally able to leave m...
07:32, 2020-01-25

Tim Dowling: the burglar alarm’s turned me into a pliant zombie ‘I think we might need a lesson in how it works,’ my wife saysI thought our faulty burglar alarm – which sets itself off for no reason at random inte...
08:32, 2019-10-12

Tim Dowling: my wife’s earwax is sucked out. She screams. Now it’s my turn Five minutes later I am staring down at the former contents of my ear canalIt is Saturday morning, and we are driving along a leafy street a mile wes...
07:28, 2019-05-25

Tim Dowling: The kids have made risotto. Should I admit it’s delicious? ‘It’s way better than Spicey Ricey,’ the oldest one says, referring to our traditional Sunday supper of leftovers tinged red with paprikaMy wife and ...
07:36, 2020-02-22

Tim Dowling: I took a bottle of rosé to a poker game. No wonder I lost – badly ‘Do we need to sell the car?’ my wife asksIt is a warm and sunny afternoon, and I am in the garden staring at a plant that has been levelled in the n...
07:24, 2019-06-08

Someone Hacked The Tesla Cybertruck And Elon Musk Into N64's Golden Eye And It's Perfect, Just Perfect Ever since we first saw the Tesla Cybertruck unveiled on that stage, even before it had its windows smashed, the first thing I (and likely many other...
02:04, 2019-12-04

New York High School Softball Pitcher Throws Rare "Perfect" Perfect Game For seven innings on Wednesday, New York sophomore Shannon Becker was the only player on defense for her high school’s softball team. The Mahopac Hig...
21:48, 2019-05-11

The Amazon fires aren't a natural disaster. 'Bolsonaro has created the perfect conditions for this perfect storm,' one researcher said. Eraldo Peres/AP So far this year, Brazil has experienced more than 84,000 fires — more than double the 2018 total of 40,000. Some 20,000 of th...
22:16, 2019-08-29

Work, work, work: Beyoncé's labour of liberation Leading a creative revolution whose ripples were seen from Kanye to Donald Glover to Little Simz, Beyoncé consigned the idea of performers ‘sticking ...
11:24, 2019-11-19

Tariffs could be the Fed’s excuse to cut interest rates The Federal Reserve needs an excuse to cut rates at its next meeting, and it will point to the tariffs as an impetus to cut. But let’s call it what i...
05:04, 2019-06-09

It's International Sloth Day ... so you have an excuse to be lazy Here are some of the things you need to know to truly appreciate everything sloths can offer....
17:20, 2019-10-20

Excuse Me, I’m A Little Shy...But...May I Have Blue Cheese Dressing? Excuse me? Oh! I’m sorry. Are you busy? I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I just...I…that is...blue cheese?...
17:44, 2019-05-21

Losing your job should be no excuse for avoiding a driving ban News 23 Jan, 2020 Sentencing Council proposes tougher guidelines to prevent motorists claiming “exceptional hardship” to get out of driving bans...
13:12, 2020-01-23

Roddy Ricch's 'Please Excuse Me For Being Antisocial' is No. 1 album in U.S. Rapper Roddy Ricch's "Please Excuse Me For Being Antisocial" is the No. 1 album in the United States....
14:36, 2019-12-21

Everyone is appalled by Wario's poor excuse for nipples This week, the official Twitter account of Sega posted a 4-minute clip of the upcoming Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020. The vid...
15:44, 2019-08-23

Hamilton: F1 trials excuse for not doing good enough job for 2021 Lewis Hamilton is concerned that Formula 1's exploration of experiments such as reversed-grid races is "an excuse for not doing a good enough job" wi...
18:44, 2019-09-26

Justin Theroux’s new NYC pub is a lame excuse for a dive bar From the outside, Justin Theroux’s new “dive” bar just might pass for a real no-frills joint, with its black-painted brick exterior, an awning marked...
01:16, 2019-08-07

Excuse Me, New York Post, but Your Ends Need Sealing Folks—especially fellow media folk—can we stop commenting on things we know nothing about and are too lazy to look up? Because assuming only makes an...
22:36, 2019-07-10

DOJ Still Doesn’t Know What Excuse to Use for Census Citizenship Question Justice Department attorneys didn’t have much of a response to a federal judge’s order to report by Friday whether the Trump administration would mov...
19:24, 2019-07-06

The Warm-Up: Mourinho cranks the excuse generator again "The Warm-Up travelled to the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium with high hopes - it was a mistake."...
10:12, 2020-02-20

Knicks humiliated in loss to Kings they can’t excuse No excuses this time. They weren’t on the road. There was no lead in the fourth quarter. There was no 2018-19 playoff team on the court facing them. ...
03:08, 2019-11-04

This Quick Grilling Recipe is the Best Excuse to Eat With Your Hands Slicked in a savory caramel sauce, pork belly cooks in minutes on the grill. Then simply wrap it in lettuce leaves along with a tangy carrot-papaya s...
18:20, 2019-06-05

You'll Have No Excuse to Not Brush Your Teeth 2x a Day With This Oral-B Electric Toothbrush Look, we’re not here to judge you if you haven’t been brushing your teeth twice a day. If you need to step up your dental hygiene habits, an electric...
21:36, 2019-05-15

Knicks’ appalling excuse is terrible look for Mike Miller It’s an insulting notion to most sports fans, especially those who spend their hard earned money to watch the Knicks play basketball. It’s the notion...
06:56, 2019-12-24

Roddy Ricch's 'Please Excuse Me' tops the U.S. album chart Rapper Roddy Ricch's "Please Excuse Me For Being Antisocial" is the No. 1 album in the United States....
16:12, 2020-02-08

No excuse for Jets not reaching this essential 2020 threshold The pity is that this becomes a benchmark at all. But it is. The Jets travel to Buffalo for a Week 17 matchup with the Bills, and there is nothing on...
02:28, 2019-12-24

He’s Just a Good Ol’ Boy: Fired Michigan Cop’s Excuse for Having a KKK Application in His Home If you grew up during the ’80s when The Dukes of Hazzard ruled the TV airwaves, then you’re probably familiar with the opening lines from its Waylon ...
04:20, 2019-09-25

Jets coach Adam Gase has no excuse not to deliver As training camp approaches next week, Post NFL columnist Steve Serby looks at the biggest characters in the world of the Jets and Giants. The Jets’ ...
04:48, 2019-07-19

James Paxton won’t use knee as excuse after getting booed off mound James Paxton entered Tuesday night with a 0.34 ERA at Yankee Stadium this season. He ended it by being booed off the mound when he was knocked out in...
13:04, 2019-06-12

Tom Brady’s odd excuse in ‘Tom Terrific’ controversy: ‘Didn’t like the nickname’ Tom Brady wants out of the “Tom Terrific” debate. The Patriots quarterback tried to trademark the nickname and drew criticism and protest...
19:40, 2019-06-06

Justin Bieber Uses His Wedding as an Excuse to Buy an Exquisite Watch Plus, LeBron James, Lil Uzi Vert, and Will Smith show off the crème de la crème of timepieces....
15:20, 2019-10-05

Trump’s Latest Excuse: Rick Perry Made Me Do It This might be Donald Trump’s most comedic excuse yet for betraying his oath of office as president of the United States....
02:08, 2019-10-06

Jose Altuve tattoo excuse should strengthen Yankees’ mentality TAMPA — Nothing beats spring-training lingo, right? Best shape of my life. Working on a new pitch. Looking forward, not back. Seemingly premeditated ...
02:24, 2020-02-16

Mason Rudolph says he has no excuse for role in Browns-Steelers brawl QB involved in fight that ended with blow from own helmetBrowns’ Garrett suspended indefinitely over incidentComment: NFL cares more about optics tha...
19:12, 2019-11-20

Jamie Lee Curtis Loves Using Her Kids As An Excuse To Cancel Plans Jamie Lee Curtis loves using her get out of jail free card, also known as her kids. During an appearance on Monday's The Late Late Show with James Co...
17:28, 2019-11-26

Yankees can’t use money excuse with Gerrit Cole, Stephen Strasburg “I certainly didn’t come all this way to suck.” — Matt Damon, “Saturday Night Live” The Red Sox fan made that declaration after traveling from Southe...
05:20, 2019-12-04

Cable companies have found another ridiculous excuse to raise your rates Cable companies have just found a new excuse to raise rates, thanks to an order from the Federal Communications Commission on Friday that uses what m...
19:16, 2019-10-27

‘Excuse my weird face’: Daniel Jones is Giants’ backup Daniel Jones is officially No. 2. After dazzling in the preseason, the Giants’ No. 6-overall pick will take a backseat to Eli Manning when the regula...
12:00, 2019-09-07

Renault can't use F1 2021 ambitions as excuse for poor 2020 season Renault says its high ambitions for the 2021 Formula 1 season must not be used as an excuse if the team has a poor campaign this year...
11:32, 2020-01-18

No regrets for Konta as Briton refuses to use court-switch as an excuse "Johanna Konta said her 7-5 7-6(2) defeat by Czech Marketa Vondrousova had not felt like a French Open semi-final after it was played 24 hours late a...
19:04, 2019-06-07

No regrets for Konta as Briton refuses to use court-swtich as an excuse "Johanna Konta said her 7-5 7-6(2) defeat by Czech Marketa Vondrousova had not felt like a French Open semi-final after it was played 24 hours late a...
18:28, 2019-06-07

NYC schools will excuse kids who walk out for climate change rally Cut class for climate change! The Department of Education will excuse city kids who ditch school next Friday to partake in a Manhattan climate change...
03:28, 2019-09-13

Ali Wong jokes her new movie was just an excuse to kiss Keanu Reeves, Daniel Dae Kim In Ali Wong’s new movie “Always Be My Maybe,” she got to “kiss a lot of men.” On Wednesday, the comedian joked that may have not been completely on a...
01:16, 2019-05-30

Hamlin banned for positive cocaine test after kissing excuse rejected • Australian prop failed test in February 2019• Ukad halved possible four-year ban for 23-year-oldFormer Wigan prop Gabe Hamlin has been given a two-...
22:32, 2020-02-03

Dodd-Frank's Terrible Excuse For Financial Reform Sadly Lives On As described in my book, Jimmy Stewart Is Dead, the way to keep banks from gambling with the financial system is to prohibit their borrowing and esta...
12:56, 2019-05-01

Kellyanne Conway warns Dems not to use mass shootings as ‘excuse’ to take away guns ​WASHINGTON – Counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway said mass shootings should not be ​”​an excuse​”​ Democrats use to confis...
18:00, 2019-09-15

The Green New Deal was never about climate change; it's just AOC's excuse to destroy America's economy Now that we know a lot more about this proposal, it appears that the Green New Deal isn't what it seems....
06:44, 2019-07-13

Odell Beckham Jr.’s excuse for temper tantrum absolves Freddie Kitchens Odell Beckham Jr. said he was upset with the referees when he blew up on the sidelines next to Freddie Kitchens in a snippet that quickly went viral....
01:04, 2019-12-23

What is the excuse for this misogynistic nonsense served up in a gilded chamber? | Catherine Bennett The Duke of York’s interview exposes the Queen as having protected the royal family’s own, morally vacant, nemesisDoes anyone who watched the Duke of...
00:28, 2019-11-17

Hey, young adult authors: writing for teenagers is no excuse to act like them | Julia Carrie Wong Bestselling writers have pelted a recent college graduate with insults online – because she didn’t like their friend’s bookThere’s nothing better tha...
03:52, 2019-11-16

Minnesota student's questionable school lunch post goes viral: 'Sad excuse for a meal' A Minnesota student’s Facebook post has gone viral after she shared an alarming image of a meal one school attempted to pass off as a suitable lunch....
19:56, 2019-09-19

Anthony Joshua fires dig at Andy Ruiz and rejects partying 'excuse' after rematch Anthony Joshua has aimed a dig at Andy Ruiz after the former heavyweight champion of the world admitted to three months of parting before their remat...
12:44, 2019-12-09

Joe Root insists illness is not an excuse for defeat after First Test setback in South Africa Joe Root refused to blame illness for England's 107-run First Test defeat against South Africa in Centurion and said they would not be afraid to drop...
17:56, 2019-12-29

Mauricio Pochettino: Tiredness no excuse for Tottenham in early Leicester City kick-off Mauricio Pochettino says Tottenham must not use their lack of preparation time as an excuse before their lunchtime game at Leicester City on Saturday...
13:08, 2019-09-20

Fox News’s star names excuse the inexcusable after Trump's latest racist attack Key figures at the network failed to condemn the ugly scenes on Wednesday – the latest example of the strangely needy Trump-Fox relationship“Send her...
08:36, 2019-07-19

Trump decries proposed restrictions on China trade based on 'National Security excuse' President Trump decried proposals that would restrict trade, specifically with China, on the basis of protecting national security....
22:12, 2020-02-18

‘No reasonable excuse’: Experts debate lack of safety system in Kobe Bryant’s helicopter The crash Sunday that killed the basketball superstar and eight others has highlighted the debate over the merits of the system, which some pilots be...
00:28, 2020-01-30

For World Pride, Andre J. Pays Homage to Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera With Excuse Me, Hello Today is the kickoff to World Pride weekend, which just happens to be hosted in New York City this year, coinciding with the 50th Anniversary of the ...
20:40, 2019-06-28

Fort Worth police chief: 'absolutely no excuse' for officer killing black woman Officer Aaron Dean charged with murder after Atatiana Jefferson, 28, was killed insider her home by shot fired through a windowThe interim Fort Worth...
18:40, 2019-10-15

'Friends' reunion special has Michelle Pfeiffer, Sarah Hyland and more stars losing it: 'Excuse me?!' Just hours after it was revealed that the "Friends" crew will officially be reuniting for an exclusive "unscripted cast reunion special," celebrity f...
04:00, 2020-02-22

Deontay Wilder taunts Tyson Fury with claim WWE cameo is 'excuse' for rematch snub Tyson Fury is venturing into the world of wrestling when he faces Braun Strowman at WWE Crown Jewel on October 31...
20:56, 2019-10-24

Saudi Arabia's crown prince flat denied knowing about the Khashoggi murder, an excuse the UN said is 'inconceivable' Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman said he was not aware of the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a claim the UN has previously called "inconceivable." ...
13:28, 2019-09-26

Boxing News at Five: Wilder says Fury getting rid of his trainer creates an excuse for when he loses, Serrano labels Taylor “average” Deontay Wilder questions whether Tyson Fury's new training team will add anything new to his game, and Amanda Serrano is chasing Katie Taylor The pos...
04:00, 2020-02-12

Police in Las Vegas pulled over a driver suspected of violating carpool-lane rules. His excuse was that he had a body in the back. George Frey/Reuters A Nevada Highway Patrol trooper initiated a traffic stop on suspicion that a motorist was driving alone in the carpool lane on M...
12:32, 2019-07-04

AI Is About to Spark a Radical Shift in White Collar Work. But There’s Still ‘Plenty of Work for People to Do’ The story of automation in America has long been told in shuttered factories and declining Midwestern cities. But the latest wave of advancements in ...
19:56, 2020-01-23

The Work Diary of Anna Bond, Whose Work Includes … Making Diaries In an iCal era, the co-founder of Rifle Paper Co., seller of stationery and home goods, still relies on physical planners (and the drive-through)....
14:36, 2020-01-01

Survivors, advocates upset over Teen Vogue’s ‘sex work is real work’ op-ed Sex trade survivors and anti-trafficking advocates are furious over a new Teen Vogue column that argues selling sex is a legitimate job and should be...
12:00, 2019-05-02

Slack's desire to dispell competitive threat a WORK in progress (WORK) When Microsoft (MSFT) announced in November that "Teams", its workplace collaboration tool, had grow...
17:56, 2019-12-05

Americans spend 9 days a year commuting to work. Here are the 25 US cities where workers have the longest work commutes. Reuters If you're feeling the effects of burnout, your commute might have something to do with it. Americans spend 20 more total minutes commuting th...
15:08, 2019-10-09

Fortnite Stop Sign Locations: Where To Destroy Stop Signs with Catalyst Outfit If you're looking to do some of the Fortnite Season 10 challenges then we've got you covered....
16:24, 2019-08-01

Trump Can't Stop Won't Stop Speculating About Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein President Donald Trump half-heartedly walked back his tacit endorsement of the baseless conspiracy theory that Bill and Hillary Clinton were involved...
19:20, 2019-08-13

High School Junior Gets Perfect ACT Score and Near-Perfect SAT Score Steven Cayea also plays in the school orchestra, the baseball and track teams, and volunteers at a local hospital....
00:00, 2020-01-21

Stop talking about 'wine o'clock': Holly Whitaker on how women can stop drinking – and get happy When she decided to quit drinking, Whitaker turned, like many people, to Alcoholics Anonymous. She didn’t like what she found there, so she decided t...
14:08, 2020-01-14

'Stop it!' Japanese women turn to app to stop groping on trains Digi Police enables victims of molesters to notify fellow passengers of harassmentAlmost two decades after the introduction of women-only train carri...
17:44, 2019-05-22

I'm a writer who went to work at an Amazon warehouse, a call center, and a McDonald's. I saw firsthand how low-wage work is driving America over the edge. Neal Santos When the newspaper that journalist Emily Guendelsberger worked at closed, she decided to immerse herself in the type of work that makes u...
15:48, 2019-11-26

Work In Progress begins to work its melancholy charms Like recent half-hour dramedies Better Things, Take My Wife, and One Mississippi, Showtime’s Work In Progress is a loosely autobiographical work. Ser...
06:32, 2019-12-09

Work Friend: How to Handle a ‘Ghost Promotion’ at Work In this week’s column: Managing your manager, surviving a merger and getting back on the career path you deserve....
12:12, 2019-05-02

We’ll work with cities, even when provinces won’t work with Ottawa: Trudeau He says his government has a plan to deal with climate change and that politicians of all stripes mustn't close their eyes to what is happening aroun...
18:28, 2019-05-31

The best toilet plungers Jacek Kadaj/Getty Images/Business Insider High-quality toilet plungers are easy to use, keep messes to a minimum, and they can unclog even the most d...
18:52, 2019-10-29

The best toilet paper High-quality toilet paper is gentle on your sensitive regions, easy on your plumbing, and it cleans up messes without leaving anything behind. Charmi...
23:40, 2019-10-24

DuckTales–excuse us, GlomTales–gathers a villainous family for sweet, sweet revenge The only thing I enjoy more than cool, animated dreamscapes/headspaces are villain team-ups, and while I have some issues with how a few of these cur...
00:44, 2019-09-11

Our Dog ‘Doesn’t Like Black People’: Tennessee Church’s Sorry Excuse for Denying a Black Housekeeper a Job The Catholic Diocese of Memphis (Tenn.) is facing backlash after a black housekeeper lost out on a cleaning job after church staffers reportedly clai...
05:08, 2019-08-20

Work-knife balance: the joy of eating at work Why feel guilty about eating alone at your desk or sneaking out for a hangover-busting fry-up? Dining during office hours can be one of life’s great ...
12:28, 2019-09-05

Steve Mnuchin’s Nonsensical Excuse for Hiding Trump’s Tax Returns Just Got More Nonsensical A leaked IRS memo that contradicts Mnuchin shows how information unfavorable to the president's interests has a funny way of quietly disappearing....
23:32, 2019-05-22

Rafael Nadal refuses to blame ATP Finals defeat on injury: 'The only excuse is I was not good enough' Rafael Nadal refused to blame his below-par display against Alexander Zverev on his recent injury problems after losing his opening match at the ATP ...
09:40, 2019-11-12

A third of Americans think you can get an STD from toilet seats This lack of knowledge has serious consequences, since Americans aren’t taking the proper steps to ensure they’re having safe sex....
22:28, 2019-09-17

The Germiest Place in Your Bathroom Isn’t Your Toilet Have you hovered over a toilet seat in a public restroom, desperate not to touch it? Chances are good that you have. Americans are so grossed out by ...
16:56, 2019-04-25

GoFundMe for a toilet in northern Saskatchewan Churchill River Canoe Outfitters runs camping trips in northern Saskatchewan and it's organized a GoFundMe page for a composting toilet for Barker Is...
01:52, 2019-07-11

What Happened to the Stolen Gold Toilet? There is still no sign of Maurizio Cattelan’s “America,” which went missing from a palace in England two months ago. But theories abound....
14:52, 2019-11-20

Man bitten by snake that popped out of toilet A snake slithered out of a toilet in Florida and bit a man’s arm over the Memorial Day Weekend, a local report said Tuesday. The ball python bit the ...
03:36, 2019-05-29

Don't Get the Yips While You Take Your Shits - This Toilet Putting Set Is Only $7 Scrolling through the day’s ongoing list of horrors on Twitter while you sit on the toilet is probably not the best way to spend your bathroom time, ...
21:40, 2019-08-12

Nepal benefits from end to open toilet use Sunaina lives in Majhi, a village of 104 people in Nepal’s impoverished Terai region. Huts fashioned of mud, thatch and straw stand in a row along th...
04:48, 2019-10-26

Toilet paper is getting less sustainable, researchers warn Major brands are using less recycled paper, meaning more trees cut down unnecessarilyToilet paper – the one product that the majority of us use just ...
13:12, 2019-07-05

$1.3M toilet, golden and covered in diamonds, could set a record If Goldfinger had a toilet, it would probably resemble this nearly $1.3 million gem-encrusted, golden john that surfaced at a Shanghai trade fair las...
22:12, 2019-11-05

George Alagiah's 'guilt' over disabled toilet use The BBC newsreader tells of his guilt at using the toilets with an "invisible disability"....
16:48, 2019-04-18

Bless this man who tried and failed to sit on a toilet for 165 hours straight Last month, in order to break the world record for longest time spent sitting on a toilet, Filip’s Place bar in Ostend set up a porcelain throne whe...
18:16, 2019-08-23

Subway Commute Disrupted by Clogged Toilet This morning, some New York City subway commuters experienced an all-too-common occurrence (although less so than it used to be): delays during rush ...
18:56, 2019-05-17

Cars Sales Could Be Heading Straight Into the Toilet The iPhone problem, self-driving car industry consolidation, and the hellscape that is the trade war. All that and more in the Morning Shift for July...
17:40, 2019-07-02

TSA stopped a traveler after finding a toilet-paper 'gun' in his bag TSA agents at New Jersey's Newark Liberty International Airport were prepared to give a traveler crap when they spotted a revolver in his carry-on ba...
15:32, 2019-11-04

The Warm-Up: Manchester United are just as toilet as Chelsea "Plus, Joelinton looks a pwoper player, Jose Mourinho\u0027s joke not a joke and Frenkie de Jong is a top student of the game."...
10:16, 2019-08-12

Steve King Bravely Drinks From a Toilet Iowa Rep. Steve King, who you might remember from hits such as doing a big ol’ shrug about rape and incest and then having a major freakout about it ...
02:20, 2019-09-05

Company develops most uncomfortable toilet ever — on purpose That’s one way to cut down on bathroom breaks. A start-up company in the UK developed a new, downward-tilting toilet meant to make employees so...
03:24, 2019-12-18

Blind date: ‘When I came back from the toilet, he had his coat on’ Josh, 26, an admin assistant, meets Freddie, 22, a freelance photographerWhat were you hoping for?Someone straight-acting and sexy whom I would have ...
07:28, 2019-05-25

Alex Rodriguez And His Lawyers Very Much Don't Want Anyone To See A Photo Of Him On The Toilet There’s a photo of ESPN baseball analyst and former New York Yankees pariah Alex Rodriguez using a bathroom for its intended purpose. The picture was...
00:04, 2019-05-18

Passenger opens plane exit instead of toilet A passenger on a UK-Pakistan flight at Manchester Airport caused severe delays after opening the emergency exit door in an attempt to reach the bathr...
11:44, 2019-06-10

Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm. Coral Springs police spoke...
21:52, 2019-05-28

This ‘smart’ toilet can predict heart failure Doctors are looking to nip heart failure in the butt. Engineers at the Rochester Institute of Technology have invented a groundbreaking toilet seat t...
20:52, 2019-05-22

The return of toilet towels: can we get over 'the yuck factor'? In a bid to save trees, money and space, some women are ditching TP and according to health practitioners, it’s not as unhygienic as it soundsLeisa P...
20:48, 2020-02-08

Can toilet attachments make bidets mainstream in the U.S.? Retailers are targeting eco-conscious millennials with a growing number of products. We asked fans what the big deal is....
16:24, 2019-05-08

Sunday Comics: Digital Toilet Paper Hello! It’s time for Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon....
17:20, 2019-06-02

Second arrest over theft of £5m gold toilet from palace A second man has been arrested in connection with the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from Blenheim Palace....
20:56, 2019-09-17

Emo Trump returns to moan about toilet problems There’s nothing new in pointing out that Donald Trump’s style of speaking, removed from the status-boosting context of cheering rally crowds or a Whi...
17:16, 2020-01-17

Man terrified of going to the bathroom after finding python in toilet His Nos. 1 and 2 priorities are don’t use the loo! Richard Grant, 45, said he’s terrified to go to the bathroom after a Royal python was ...
17:04, 2019-08-27

Gold toilet theft 'not a prank', artist says The solid gold toilet - worth up to $6m - has not been found after the break-in at Blenheim Palace....
08:16, 2019-09-16

Excuse Me as I Laugh and Laugh Over Don Jr. Getting Subpoenaed by Congress Donald Trump Jr., the president’s largest, eldest son, has been subpoenaed to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee, according to Axios an...
00:00, 2019-05-09

Poor toilet hygiene behind E. coli superbug spread Not washing hands after going to the toilet is behind the spread of a key strain of E. coli....
02:44, 2019-10-23

The no-flush movement: the unexpected rise of the composting toilet We squander masses of clean water flushing away our own waste instead of using it as fertiliser. But a lavatorial eco revolution has now begunIf you’...
14:32, 2019-12-09

Watch: Pangolin rescued from back of toilet in China Police in China had to remove a toilet from a house and break it to rescue a pangolin that got itself trapped in the back of the commode....
21:36, 2019-07-25

Gold toilet stolen from Britain's Blenheim Palace A gang has stolen a solid gold, fully functional toilet from an art exhibit at Britain's Blenheim Palace. The artwork, dubbed America, was once offer...
15:52, 2019-09-14

Waiting for the great toilet bowl of eternity | Brief letters Death | James Joyce | Swansea station | Dominic CummingsReading your article (Death? Why our brains tell us it only happens to other people, 19 Octob...
20:40, 2019-10-23

Man charged with toppling toilet with woman trapped inside CARSONVILLE, Mo. (AP) — A man has been charged with an attack at a suburban St. Louis light rail station in which authorities say he toppled a portab...
17:36, 2019-05-14

Social media awash with scorn for 'sloping toilet' The toilet, being uncomfortable to sit on at length, is an attempt to improve office productivity....
13:52, 2019-12-18

David Cameron’s bodyguard leaves gun in plane toilet at JFK A bodyguard for former British Prime Minister David Cameron left a loaded semi-automatic pistol in a plane's toilet at JFK -- sparking panic just bef...
14:44, 2020-02-05

Golfer Distracted By His Own Fiancée Coming Out Of A Portable Toilet It’s hard to find an angrier person than a professional golfer who has just had his concentration broken by a loud noise in the middle of his backswi...
18:08, 2019-10-11

Joey King's Birthday Celebration From the Toilet Is Relatable AF Nothing like starting off a new year on the porcelain throne. As Joey King celebrates her 20th birthday today, the actress is finding herself in a s...
20:52, 2019-07-30

Detox foot patches: Want something more effective? Flush your leg down the toilet The instructions – literally – make no sense whatsoever. And it made my foot dirtier, more fetid and more slimy than it has ever beenI’m not even con...
08:04, 2020-01-28

From poo to food: Kenyan toilet waste key for new animal feed Kenyan farmer Victor Kyalo's chickens have doubled the number of eggs they are laying. The reason: Human excrement....
14:16, 2019-06-17

Tom Walker reveals festival toilet fail: 'They s*** on my tent' TOM Walker may be one of the biggest stars in the UK right now, but don't expect him to to be ditching British festival mud-baths anytime soon....
13:24, 2019-06-18

Three arrested over Blenheim Palace gold toilet theft Thames Valley police say two men aged 34 and 35 and woman aged 36 are in custodyThree people have been arrested in connection with a burglary at Blen...
14:56, 2019-10-16

These 12 exquisite wedding dresses are made from toilet paper Courtesy of Charm Weddings The 15th Annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest may have just crowned its winner, but every design from the 12 finalist...
17:36, 2019-10-10

Buy Committee: How Do I Get The Bidet Experience on My Wall-Mounted Toilet? Buy Committee, it finally happened. The crossover we’ve all been waiting for; Buy Committee and bidets. Sean commented on my Tushy travel bidet post ...
04:36, 2019-08-31

Thursday's Best Deals: Bidets, Toilets, and Toilet Paper A Southwest sale, Rosetta Stone discount, Xcentz battery pack, and a ton of gift cards lead off Wednesday’s best deals from around the web....
17:04, 2019-12-19

A giant robot of Trump sat on a toilet to visit UK for protest A 16ft talking robot of Donald Trump sitting on a gold toilet is being shipped to the UK ahead of protests against the US president's state visit....
06:40, 2019-05-17

The true meaning behind Charmin toilet paper commercials There’s a Charmin toilet paper commercial that I hear constantly on the music app Pandora. It says that people are told they “shouldn’t talk about go...
05:12, 2019-06-11

Watch: Snake captured after being discovered in Florida man's toilet A Florida man received an unusual surprise in the bathroom when a ball python slithered out of his toilet and bit him on the hand....
21:56, 2019-05-28

Winds of change in the global toilet paper market A slew of startups has decided the toilet paper market is ready for an eco revolution. And there are a lot of smart arses out there ready to change h...
13:04, 2019-08-07

Toilet makers flush the old turds for new tech in 2020 At CES 2020, we saw a number of companies that have taken the plunge with new technology for the porcelain thrones of the future.Read More...
19:40, 2020-01-14

Woman claims boyfriend bit off her nose and 'ate it or flushed it down toilet' WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT The woman says a bitter argument over holiday plans led to the horrifying alleged assault...
16:16, 2020-01-08

Delta Air Lines wants "more detail" from man who says he was "sucked through the toilet hole" Delta Air Lines, a company so ramshackle it calls itself D-list in its very name, is not having a good week. Just yesterday, as Gizmodo’s Tom McKay r...
22:08, 2019-07-11

The explosive fury of an airplane toilet flushing might be a lot quieter soon The frequent fliers amongst you will no doubt be aware that newer airplanes come with increasingly quieter cabins, which can make long flights a litt...
12:44, 2019-05-02

The Steelers Took Turns Suplexing Andy Dalton Into A Toilet It is time for the NFL to ensure that the Bengals are not allowed on national television again for the foreseeable future. They had their butts karat...
07:16, 2019-10-01

Thai woman bitten by snake while sitting on toilet A Thai woman had a ssscary experience in the bathroom — when a snake attacked her as she was sitting on the toilet, according to reports. The w...
00:44, 2020-01-17

Phoenix 11-month-old found dead in toilet identified PHOENIX (KPNX) – An 11-month-old girl has died after she was found in a toilet Wednesday, Phoenix FD says. On Thursday, Phoenix police identifi...
00:04, 2019-05-03

Solid Gold Toilet Stolen from Blenheim Palace A remarkable and slightly bizarre theft has been announced in Britain. An 18-carat gold toilet valued at £1 million ...
20:20, 2019-09-14

We tested the squatty potty to find the best toilet pose Is toilet squatting really better than just sitting, or are the supposed benefits of a squatty potty just the fantasy of a rainbow-pooping unicorn?...
13:40, 2020-01-14

Watch: Iguana removed from Florida woman's toilet A Florida woman said she was cleaning her home when she came across a highly unusual mess -- an iguana inside her toilet bowl....
16:16, 2019-06-04

Report: Jalen Ramsey Wants Out Of The Jaguars' Toilet Party Perennially feisty cornerback Jalen Ramsey has played three seasons and change in Jacksonville and has made an All-Pro team. If he has his way, that ...
00:52, 2019-09-17

Ball python slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on arm CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) – Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm. Coral Springs police...
23:48, 2019-05-28

Second arrest over theft of artist's solid gold toilet Police are still searching for the £4.8m 18-carat loo which was stolen in a raid at Blenheim Palace....
17:24, 2019-09-17

Second man arrested over Blenheim Palace gold toilet theft Cheltenham man aged 36 held over burglary at Winston Churchill’s birthplaceA second man has been arrested over the theft of an 18-carat solid gold to...
17:40, 2019-09-17

Chess Grandmaster Caught Using His Phone While On The Toilet During A Tournament Latvian-Czech chess grandmaster Igors Rausis is reportedly under investigation after he was caught checking his phone while on the toilet in the midd...
19:36, 2019-07-13

We're Not Scraping the Bottom Here: This Toilet Paper Deal Is Seriously Great. 24-Pack Cottonelle Ultra CleanCare Toilet Paper | $19 | Amazon | With Subscribe & Save and 20% coupon...
14:28, 2019-10-03

Giant toilet paper rolls designed for millennials are here It’s not just toilet humor. Charmin has released a new roll of toilet paper that is nearly three times the size of the company’s regular ...
22:52, 2019-06-04

Is There Artistic Merit In This Painting Of A-Rod Sitting On His Toilet? An Investigation The picture of former Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez sitting on his expensive, curtain-less Manhattan loo has become such a powerful cultural ...
20:44, 2019-06-11

Man busted at Newark Airport for packing toilet paper ‘gun’ "Yes, this most unusual revolver was not designed to spin bullets," the Transportation Security Administration said in a press release. "It was desig...
18:52, 2019-10-31

Rachel Brosnahan Keeps Her Emmy Award on Top of Her Toilet, and New Yorkers Will Know Why Rachel Brosnahan's bathroom doubles as a trophy case, naturally. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel star, who is nominated once again for Outstanding Lead Ac...
02:20, 2019-09-23

Watford defender Adrian Mariappa apologises to fans for 8-0 Man City defeat: 'There's no excuse' Watford defender Adrian Mariappa has apologised to the club's supporters in the wake of their 8-0 loss to Manchester City on Saturday....
10:53, 2019-09-23

Manish Shah trial: London GP 'used celebs' cases as excuse to grope women' A popular GP accused of groping women and girls at his east London surgery used the cases of Hollywood star Angelina Jolie and reality TV star Jade G...
17:08, 2019-10-16

The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record A Belgian man sat on a toilet for nearly five days this week in a bid to set a world record....
18:56, 2019-07-12

Irish bar denounces Conor McGregor by flushing his whiskey down the toilet An Irish bar in Florida poured all of its Proper No. Twelve whiskey down the toilet after Conor McGregor punched an old man in the face at a Dublin p...
21:24, 2019-08-19

David Cameron's bodyguard left a gun in an airplane toilet, reports say David Cameron's police bodyguard is under investigation after reports emerged that he left a loaded handgun and the former British Prime Minister's p...
12:52, 2020-02-05

Trump says people flush the toilet 10 times and seeks solution The president announced he had issued an order to review water-saving regulations for bathroom facilitiesAmericans are in the midst of a toilet-flush...
03:12, 2019-12-07

This capitalist hell toilet doesn't actually exist yet, but only our tireless vigilance will keep it that way Yesterday, disturbing rumors began spreading across social media regarding some new kind of bastardized commode of pain. Rudimentary sketches of the ...
18:52, 2019-12-18

Climate campaigner Greta prepares to sail to the U.S. on boat with no toilet Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg will set sail for New York on Wednesday, crossing the Atlantic in a racing yacht with no shower or to...
16:32, 2019-08-13

Girl, 4, ‘raped by man in McDonald’s toilet cubicle’ while on school trip A MAN has been arrested for allegedly raping a four-year-old girl in a toilet cubicle at a McDonald’s restaurant....
20:12, 2019-07-19

Man arrested after camera found in ladies' toilet at Bond 25 studio A man has been arrested after a concealed camera was found in the ladies' toilets at the studio where the next James Bond film is being made....
18:04, 2019-06-21

All right, it’s time to watch the “high abuse” toilet flush things The final weeks of 2019 were a reminder that “toilet discourse” is always ready to erupt—that it bubbles and roils in the world’s collective gut, jus...
21:12, 2020-01-13

Man accused of toppling portable toilet after trapping woman inside CARSONVILLE, Mo. — A man has been charged with an attack at a suburban St. Louis light rail station in which authorities say he toppled a portable to...
22:28, 2019-05-14

Prepare yourself for one of the longest, most unnecessarily aggressive toilet flushes of all time Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and remove your hats for the playing of this video of a loud public toilet flushing for an astounding 43 seconds....
20:28, 2019-08-26

Suspicious St. Louis package contained novelty toilet paper ST. LOUIS (AP) — A mysterious package addressed to a former senator caused a brief scare when it arrived at a St. Louis TV station, but it only conta...
21:28, 2019-05-14

"Loudest Noise I Ever Heard": Lightning Strike Causes Toilet To Explode A lightning strike in Florida triggered an explosion that shattered a toilet, broke a window and destroyed yard decorations....
08:32, 2019-08-07

Scientists create slippery toilet coating that stops poo sticking Scientists say ultra-slippery toilet coating could save a huge amount of water across the planet....
10:16, 2019-11-19

Golden toilet worth more than a $1 million may break world record If Goldfinger had a toilet, it would probably resemble this nearly $1.3 million gem-encrusted, golden john that surfaced at a Shanghai trade fair las...
11:36, 2019-11-07

Mum stunned to find python strangling doomed rat in her bathroom toilet The python can be seen with the rat firmly in its grip, coiling itself around the doomed rodent, suffocating it to death....
03:56, 2019-10-13

Two kids beaten to death for defecating in street – as they didn’t have toilet A boy, 10, and girl, 12, were relieving themselves in the open when two men attacked them with sticks...
22:52, 2019-09-27

World Toilet Day draws attention to the global sanitation crisis In an age where many lack proper sanitation facilities, one should never underestimate the importance of the toilet. In Europe, its history is full o...
14:44, 2019-11-19

Passenger opens plane emergency exit, mistaking it for the toilet A passenger on a UK-Pakistan flight caused severe delays at Manchester Airport after opening the emergency exit door before the flight took off, thin...
16:08, 2019-06-10

Chess grandmaster allegedly caught cheating on toilet during tournament A rising chess star was caught allegedly cheating in a bathroom during a tournament in France this week — apparently confirming months of speculation...
22:04, 2019-07-13

Goldfish grows to massive 14 inches in river after being flushed down toilet A goldfish that survived getting flushed down the toilet by its owner grew to a staggering 14 inches in the River Niagara....
16:16, 2019-06-23

25 Years Later, Dumb and Dumber Is More Than Just the Gold Standard for Toilet Humor Toilet humor is probably as old as mankind. There could be a cave painting somewhere depicting one of our forebears stepping into a giant pile of din...
20:40, 2019-12-23

Chess grandmaster admits to cheating with phone on toilet during tournament Igors Rausis, 58, caught cheating during Strasbourg OpenGrandmaster says he’s retired after confessing in statementThe International Chess Federation...
23:56, 2019-07-13

Watch: Gold toilet features 40,815 diamonds embedded in the seat A Hong Kong jewelry company exhibiting at an expo in China unveiled a gold toilet with 40,815 diamonds embedded in the seat....
18:44, 2019-11-05

Play of the Day: Toilet break controversy and 'unprofessional' bottle flipping "Eurosport favourites Kim Clijsters and Jo Durie give their expert verdicts on the best and most entertaining moments of day five at Roland Garros."...
18:24, 2019-05-30

Blenheim Palace set to install £1million gold toilet for visitors to use An 18-carat gold toilet has been plumbed into Blenheim Palace for visitors to use, but they'll have to respect a strict time-limit....
16:44, 2019-08-18

Hospital apologises after flushing stillborn baby down TOILET as mum 'still traumatised' A MUM has said she is still traumatised by the sound of the toilet after a hospital accidentally flushed her stillborn child....
06:40, 2019-05-17

Sixth arrest after £4.8m golden toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace A 35-year-old man has become the sixth person arrested in connection with the theft of a golden toilet from Blenheim Palace....
21:40, 2019-11-14

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Threatening Another With Machete for Not Flushing Toilet Keith Mounts, 46, is accused of pointing a broad blade at a man’s face and demanding he flush the toilet after using it Saturday, the alleged victim ...
21:04, 2019-08-27

Dropped calls: Half of Britons take their mobile phones to the toilet Half of British adults take their mobile phone with them into the toilet, a poll suggests....
07:36, 2020-02-12

Man 'skinned and dismembered wife before flushing her body parts down toilet' The man allegedly killed his partner and flayed her body before attempting to destroy the evidence and then calling his ex-wife to tell her what he h...
01:12, 2020-02-12

Virginia woman pleads no contest in toddler toilet death ROCKY MOUNT, Va. — A Virginia woman has pleaded no contest to charges in the death of her 1-year-old daughter who was found unresponsive lying in a t...
12:52, 2019-07-17

Lightning strike sends couple’s toilet ‘airborne like a missile’ Hold on to your butts. A couple in Charlotte County, Fla., are picking up the pieces after their porcelain toilet was blown to bits during an electri...
21:40, 2019-08-06

Late Night Is Flush With Jokes Over Trump’s Toilet Talk President Trump’s complaints about Americans’ flushing habits were an easy target on Monday night....
09:44, 2019-12-10

Man accused of flushing grandparents’ ashes down toilet to stand trial MCKEESPORT, Pa. — A judge has ruled that a western Pennsylvania man must stand trial on charges he flushed his grandparents’ ashes down a toile...
15:12, 2019-05-14

Paedo will die behind bars after raping girl 7, in public toilet for 40 minutes 'Monster of Kogarah' Anthony Sampieri was found covered in blood after the horrific attack at a dance studio in Sydney, Australia...
12:48, 2020-02-12

Busted flush: gold toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace Lavatory valued at £1m taken from Winston Churchill’s birthplace just before 5am on SaturdayPolice are on the hunt for an 18-carat gold toilet stolen...
17:24, 2019-09-14

Bizarre toilet-clogging obsession lands Wisconsin man in jail A Wisconsin man was sentenced to 150 days behind bars on Monday for intentionally clogging the toilets in the women’s bathroom at his workplace...
05:28, 2019-07-02

Flushed with success: solid-gold toilet to be installed at Blenheim Visitors will be able to spend 18-carat gold penny when artwork arrives at country house in autumnA solid-gold toilet is set to be installed in one o...
07:36, 2019-05-03

Delaware woman who didn't know she was pregnant gives birth in toilet: 'I was just in shock' She had spent years praying for a baby, but figured that at age 37 it wasn't going to happen....
19:40, 2019-09-12

Watch: Lightning strike on septic tank explodes toilet A lightning strike on a Florida home's septic tank had an unexpected result -- a toilet exploded inside the home....
20:04, 2019-08-06

8-month-old girl dies after she was found in toilet in Phoenix home PHOENIX (KPNX) – An 8-month-old girl has died after she was found in a toilet Wednesday, Phoenix FD says. According to Phoenix fire, the girl w...
12:28, 2019-05-02

Alright, it's time to watch the "high abuse" toilet flush things The final weeks of 2019 were a reminder that “toilet discourse” is always ready to erupt—that it bubbles and roils in the world’s collective gut, jus...
19:12, 2020-01-13

No prison time for California woman who tried to drown baby in McDonald’s toilet REDWOOD CITY, Calif. (WFLA) – A California woman charged with trying to drown her newborn baby moments after giving birth at a McDonald’s...
02:12, 2019-05-09

The city’s worst NYCHA site is filled with ‘rat holes,’ ‘toilet problems’ The Samuel Apartments are in such dire shape that the housing authority will have to shell out $286 million over the next nine years to bring them up...
04:56, 2019-08-19

Thieves steal $5 million gold toilet from Britain's Blenheim Palace Burglars have stolen a fully-functional 18-carat gold toilet from Britain's Blenheim Palace, where it had been installed as an art exhibit, police sa...
18:32, 2019-09-14

Homeless man who kidnapped boy from toilet and sexually assaulted him in south London is jailed A homeless man who kidnapped and sexually assaulted an eight-year-old boy in south London has been jailed....
17:24, 2020-01-08

Watch: Toilet-sitting world record attempt ends after 116 hours A Belgian man spent 116 consecutive hours sitting on a toilet in a local bar in a bid to set a new Guinness World Record....
17:48, 2019-07-15

Airline pilots 'spied on passengers using plane toilet with secret camera' Air hostess Renee Steinaker allegedly uncovered Southwest pilots live streaming the toilet in the cockpit...
01:52, 2019-10-27

Solid gold toilet worth more than $1.5M stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace Prior to the theft, visitors to the Cattelan exhibition could book a three-minute appointment to use the toilet....
19:20, 2019-09-14

18-karat gold toilet swiped from Winston Churchill’s childhood home Thieves pinched an 18-karat commode from Winston Churchill’s boyhood home Saturday — and immediately became public enemies number 1 and 2....
01:12, 2019-09-15

Artist pans claims he orchestrated theft of solid gold toilet The artist and serial prankster Maurizio Cattelan denies stealing 18-carat loo entitled America from Blenheim PalaceThe artist who made a solid gold ...
18:20, 2019-09-15

18-karet gold toilet swiped from Winston Churchill’s childhood home Thieves pinched an 18-carat commode from Winston Churchill’s boyhood home Saturday — and immediately became public enemies number 1 and 2....
00:40, 2019-09-15

Golden toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace in overnight raid valued at £4.8m A solid gold toilet which was stolen from Blenheim Palace in an overnight raid has been valued at £4.8m, the palace CEO has revealed....
22:40, 2019-09-14

Raptors Defense Pushes Bucks To The Toilet's Edge In Game 5 Upset The Milwaukee Bucks, the best team of the 2018–19 regular season and by far the best team through the first two rounds of the playoffs, find themselv...
06:52, 2019-05-24

Airline passenger accidentally opens emergency exit while searching for the toilet Flying can be pretty stressful. You’ve got all your bags and whatnot, plus the snacks you grabbed in the airport terminal, a magazine or six, a...
01:20, 2019-06-11

Toilet Surrounded By Beautiful Aquarium Takes Social Media By Storm Located at the Hipopo Papa Cafe in Akashi, Japan, this toilet is famous for being surrounded by a giant aquarium. Cafe customers can use the faciliti...
13:16, 2019-04-25

Outsourced parenting: From toilet-training to baby stylists, there's any service you need The rise of consultants from childproofing inspectors to gender-reveal party planners has turned this basic biological milestone into Mom & Dad, Inc....
10:28, 2019-05-10

Watch: Woman finds snake in toilet bowl at Tennessee home A Tennessee woman received an unwelcome surprise when she lifted the seat of her apartment's toilet and came face to face with a snake....
18:16, 2019-07-12

Baby ‘born in toilet’ dumped on doorstep with chilling note: 'His dad tried to kill us' A NEWBORN baby was abandoned on a doorstep with a terrifying note reading: “His dad tried to kill us.”...
13:08, 2019-07-24

Functioning solid gold toilet stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace Police said they had arrested one 66-year-old man in connection with the theft, but had not recovered the artwork....
19:36, 2019-09-14

'It's like a war': the fight for rice and toilet roll as coronavirus convulses Hong Kong Widespread anxiety that epidemic could last many months and basic necessities will run out is gripping the cityCoronavirus – live updatesIt is remini...
16:00, 2020-02-12

Man lay dead in McDonald's toilet cubicle 'for two days' as cops launch probe The unnamed man went into the fast-food restaurant and was discovered in a toilet cubicle two days later after his boss rang his mobile phone...
00:12, 2019-11-26

Some Maniac Invented an Uncomfortable Toilet Seat to Keep Employees From Wasting Time The new toilet is designed to be unbearable for employees to sit on for more than five minutes, but “not enough to cause health issues.”...
17:44, 2019-12-18

Pedophile beaten and drowned in prison cell toilet bowl: reports A pedophile was allegedly drowned in his Florida prison cell toilet after being beaten by a cellmate, according to a report. Convicted child molester...
04:00, 2019-08-05

I bought a $79 bidet attachment for my toilet in an effort to be more eco-friendly and hygienic — and now I can't imagine not having one Tushy Tushy offers affordable, decor-friendly bidet attachments that turn virtually any toilet into a bidet (a device that sprays your behind clean, ...
16:04, 2019-11-22

Blenheim Palace: Second man arrested over theft of gold toilet worth more than £4million A second man has been arrested on suspicion of stealing a gold toilet from Blenheim Palace....
17:16, 2019-09-17

Kate Beckinsale shares hilarious workout video of her doing squats over a toilet Actress Kate Beckinsale shared a funny video that had her showing off her toned physique while doing squats above a literal toilet....
19:08, 2019-06-21

Festival-goers push over portable toilet with ‘queue jumper’ inside This is the stomach-churning moment festival pranksters pushed over a portable toilet with a “queue jumper” inside. The group of topless ...
21:08, 2019-07-18

#JusticeForRocky: US Consulate Official Likens A$AP Rocky’s Swedish Jail to a ‘Toilet’ Sounds like things are going from bad to worse for A$AP Rocky, who is currently being held in a Swedish jail on accusations he assaulted someone duri...
02:04, 2019-07-10

West Villager publicly shames dog, walker for making tree a ‘toilet’ This sidewalk squabble is no tiptoe through the tulips. A spring-bulbs-obsessed West Village homeowner waged an all-out, all-caps war with a mystery ...
04:04, 2019-11-24

AOC says migrants forced to drink toilet water after tense border visit Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims Border Police agents are forcing migrants to drink out of toilets and live under other extreme conditions —...
00:16, 2019-07-02

El Salvador: woman whose baby died in toilet birth back in court Evelyn Beatriz Hernández was jailed for murder after she was ruled to have induced abortionA 21-year-old woman who gave birth to a baby in a toilet i...
10:52, 2019-07-16

Paedo stalked girl, 7, in play area and raped her in toilet as she cried 'mum’ Nicholas Ninow has been found to have carried out the horrific sex attack at a restaurant in South Africa...
19:08, 2019-09-16

Parks puts up toilet etiquette signs to help international tourists with outhouse use Some new toilet ettiquette signs are popping up in the Canadian Rockies to show international visitors how to properly use outhouses....
00:00, 2019-08-02

Death on a toilet: the shocking Paris show that almost sank Francis Bacon It was meant to put the artist on a par with Picasso. But it was thrown into chaos by the suicide of his lover and muse. As Bacon returns to haunt th...
18:00, 2019-09-17

Young girl hospitalized because of school’s toilet paper policy, family says A 4-year-old student was hospitalized for constipation, thanks to her school’s toilet paper policy requiring kids to only take as much as they ...
17:08, 2019-11-15

Flushing away time: tilted toilet aims to increase employee productivity StandardToilet estimates having staffers sit at a 13-degree angle will lead to a 25% reduction in time spent on toiletsIn an age of never ending work...
19:44, 2019-12-18

These bunk beds rent for $1.2K a month — ramen and toilet paper included This may sound like a hostel for young Euro-trippers: bunk beds, access to Wi-Fi, a communal atmosphere that allows you to socialize and, hey, even t...
22:32, 2019-07-08

MTA worker stole toilet paper and other taxpayer-funded items: watchdog Inventory control clerk File Gjidoda also swiped paint brushes, paint trays, tools and batteries from the Croton Yard in Westchester County where she...
00:44, 2019-08-21

AOC fires back at Steve King over video of him drinking from toilet fountain Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez​ shot back at GOP Rep. Steve King after he posted a video of himself drinking water from a fountain attached to a toile...
17:48, 2019-09-05

Firecracker toilet ‘prank’ leaves two Detroit city employees injured These pranksters are real ball busters. Two Detroit city workers on a bathroom break were reportedly injured when firecrackers exploded as they sat d...
08:12, 2019-07-11

Police evict Sydney FC fan after row over disabled toilet, leaving daughter 'traumatised' Football Federation Australia investigating after Rory Carroll and family escorted from stadium by police officersFootball Federation Australia is in...
04:40, 2019-05-13

CCTV released in hunt for golden toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace Police have released CCTV images of a car believed to have been involved in the theft of a golden toilet worth £4.8m....
23:40, 2019-10-02

Rep. Steve King: 'I Smacked My Lips' After Drinking Water From Detention Center Toilet Nothing will have you praying for the rapture to hurry up and get her ass over here than hearing Iowa congressman Steve King speak....
17:24, 2019-09-05

Toilet seats and flares: Angry fans vandalise Zlatan statue in Malmo "Fans in Malmo reacted angrily to the announcement that striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic has acquired a stake in Stockholm club Hammarby by vandalising a s...
00:00, 2019-11-28

Muslim Passengers Say American Airlines Flight Was Canceled, FBI Called, Because Man Flushed Toilet Twice Two Muslim men are asking the Department of Transportation to investigate American Airlines and regional carrier Mesa Airlines after crew members on ...
15:28, 2019-09-25

Man abandoned as baby in Gatwick Airport toilet tracks down birth parents after more than three decades A man who was abandoned as a baby in a Gatwick Airport toilet 33 years ago has finally tracked down his birth parents....
15:00, 2019-05-13

From giant toilet rolls to Twin Peaks skateboards: this week’s fashion trends What’s hot and what’s not in fashion this weekYo-yo polos Rapper Swae Lee is the latest convert to the reverse dressing trend, wearing a back-to-fron...
13:12, 2019-06-21

Matt Edmondson: I was so obsessed with social media I'd check Twitter on the toilet Presenter Matt Edmondson has said he's cutting back on social media as he was so obsessed he'd check Twitter on the toilet....
17:52, 2020-01-21

The inventor of toilet paper rolls hung them in the 'over' position — and a modern homemaking expert says he was right Darren Foreman / Flickr Melissa Maker, author of "Clean My Space," sets the record straight on the over vs. under debate. Toilet paper rolls were in...
23:44, 2019-06-13

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop gift guide is here, including $34 toilet paper 'with a conscience' Gwyneth Paltrow is back with her latest holiday gift guide for Goop, and some of the items might burn a hole in your wallet.     ...
18:24, 2019-11-18

Guess what happened when an idiot brought a gun-shaped toilet paper roller on an airplane? Hey, so, you know that flight you have planned for the upcoming holidays? Yeah, I’m sure it’s going to be fine and everything, but one wo...
05:24, 2019-11-05

Handgun toilet rolls and monsters with grenades: The weirdest items TSA confiscated in 2019 Airline passengers attempted to bring tens of thousands of banned items with them through security checkpoints at U.S. airports since January, accord...
15:56, 2019-12-30

Muslim Passengers Say American Airlines Flight Was Cancelled, FBI Called, Because Man Flushed Toilet Twice Two Muslim men are asking the Department of Transportation to investigate American Airlines and regional carrier Mesa Airlines after crew members on ...
00:24, 2019-09-25

Handgun toilet rolls and monsters with grenades: The weirdest items confiscated by TSA in 2019 Airline passengers attempted to bring tens of thousands of banned items with them through security checkpoints at U.S. airports since January, accord...
06:32, 2019-12-30

Paedo who raped girl, 7, in toilet for 40 minutes moans about life prison term Anthony Sampieri has filed paperwork for a notice of intention to appeal the full life term handed to have last week for raping a girl in Sydney...
14:36, 2020-02-19

Annual technology conference showcases flying taxis, toilet paper robots, more LAS VEGAS (AP) — Flying taxis and a robot that can fetch toilet paper when you’re stranded on the loo were among the technologies showcased this week...
04:56, 2020-01-07

Hong Kong faces toilet paper shortage amid coronavirus outbreak Hong Kong customers are apparently racing to buy toilet paper in one of the latest shortages as Chinese factories struggle to meet demand....
17:56, 2020-02-06

Blenheim Palace gold toilet burglary: Second man arrested over theft of loo worth more than £4million A second man has been arrested on suspicion of stealing a gold toilet from Blenheim Palace....
17:32, 2019-09-17

Kid Can’t Catch A Break: This 8-Year-Old Who Tragically Died Young Has Reincarnated As His Grandma’s Toilet Three days ago, 8-year-old Caleb Jacobson was tragically killed after being struck by an SUV while running into the road to retrieve an errant basket...
17:16, 2019-07-19

El Salvador woman faces retrial in case of dead baby found in toilet SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador — A young woman who birthed a baby into a toilet in El Salvador faces a second trial for murder Monday in a case that has d...
00:44, 2019-07-16

Kellyanne Conway blasts AOC’s ‘outrageous claim’ about migrants drinking toilet water White House senior adviser Kellyanne Conway on Tuesday blasted Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez over her “outrageous claim” that she saw Bor...
20:08, 2019-07-02

Toilet paper supplies under threat as manufacturer issues no-deal Brexit warning A no-deal Brexit poses a threat to toilet paper supplies as manufacturers reveal they are preparing for possible blockages at the border....
17:52, 2019-10-09

Oops! Ryan Seacrest Hilariously Recalls Clogging Kris Jenner's Toilet LOL! Ryan Seacrest is recalling a hilarious incident that took place at Kris Jenner's house. On Wednesday's episode of Live With Kelly and Ryan, the...
21:16, 2019-06-26

Pune Woman Finds Hidden Camera In Cafe Toilet, Internet Outraged A woman's post about how she found a camera hidden inside a toilet at a cafe in Pune has triggered massive outrage online....
13:40, 2019-11-08

Shine Bathroom raises $750K for a smart home add-on that flushes away your toilet doldrums One ongoing theme in the world of smart homes has been the emergence of gadgets and other tools that can turn “ordinary” objects and syst...
19:56, 2019-10-21

Glastonbury toilet doubles up as art gallery to support people living without decent sanitation While festival toilets may not be renowned as a cultural experience, one at this year's Glastonbury festival has its very own art gallery....
18:40, 2019-06-26

I purchased a 6-month supply of toilet paper on Amazon Prime Day — and it was one of the best decisions I ever made Amazon Amazon Prime Day happens each summer, usually mid-July. When the day finally arrives (and for many weeks before), we spend all day keeping tra...
21:28, 2020-02-10

Watch: Airbnb renter finds snake inside toilet of Texas home A renter at an Airbnb in Texas captured video of an unexpected discovery inside the home -- a snake in the bowl of the toilet....
20:16, 2019-09-16

Virus time crime: Hong Kong police bust toilet paper gang Knife-wielding robbers in Hong Kong stole 50 packs of toilet paper rolls from a supermarket delivery man, police said on Monday, in a sign of the tim...
10:36, 2020-02-17

KLM apologizes after airliner crew's coronavirus toilet note sparks outrage in South Korea KLM, the Dutch arm of Air France KLM , offered a public apology on Friday after a crew member sparked online outrage by posting a sign in Korean sayi...
10:12, 2020-02-14

Charmin made a massive toilet-paper roll for millennials that lasts up to 3 months, and it wasn't big enough for them Charmin Procter & Gamble recently launched the Charmin Forever Roll, a massive toilet-paper roll that could last up to three months and is aimed at m...
20:56, 2019-10-17

Solid gold toilet worth $1M and titled ‘America’ stolen from palace where Churchill was born An 18-karat solid gold toilet worth more than $1 million was stolen early Saturday morning from a British palace that was the birthplace of Winston C...
18:28, 2019-09-14

Modi claims India toilet milestone, delays pledge to eradicate single-use plastic Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi was in bullish form on the 150th anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi's birth, saying open defecation was a thing of the...
22:20, 2019-10-02

An innovative toilet called the 'iThrone' shrinks and dehydrates poop — no plumbing or power required Michele Sibiloni/AFP/Getty Images A toilet called the iThrone uses a breathable membrane to absorb water out of waste. Poop is mostly water, so the d...
22:00, 2019-10-14

Hong Kong residents hoard toilet paper, noodles as coronavirus fears mount Panicky Hong Kong residents scooped loads of tissues and noodles into supermarket trolleys on Friday despite government assurances that supplies woul...
09:04, 2020-02-07

Heroic Kindness: When This Man Found A Pube On A Toilet Seat, He Would Not Rest Until He Returned It To Its Rightful Owner Get ready for a heartwarming story that will completely restore your faith in humanity: When this man found a pube on a toilet seat, he would not res...
18:16, 2019-11-25

Perv jailed for hiding spy camera in women’s toilet at James Bond movie studio This is one spy camera 007 would never want from Q. A convicted sex offender has been jailed for putting a hidden camera in the women’s toilet ...
18:40, 2019-09-08

Watch: High school team builds world's tallest toilet paper pyramid A Michigan high school robotics team is raising money by selling more than 27,000 rolls of toilet paper used to construct the world's tallest toilet ...
16:48, 2020-01-06

An Arsenal player randomly left a match for 3 minutes to use the toilet, and the coach said 'if you feel bad, you feed bad' Getty/Marc Atkins The Arsenal captain Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang left the field to use the toilet with less than five minutes to go against Brighton a...
13:28, 2019-12-06

Steve King, a Member of Congress, Says He Drank Toilet Water at a Border Detention Facility Iowa congressman Steve King said he drank toilet water from a Customs and Border Protection facility, in an apparent effort to prove conditions good....
00:24, 2019-09-05

Chef Matty Matheson on His Unhinged New Cooking Show and the Post-Poo Toilet Drops He Swears By We spoke to the viral cooking star about his wild new YouTube show and why he loves his hammock, handmade cook wear, and oak chairs....
17:16, 2019-10-03

An Arsenal player randomly left a match for 3 minutes to use the toilet and the coach said that 'when you feel bad, you feed bad' Getty/Marc Atkins Arsenal captain Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang left the field to use the toilet with less than five minutes to go against Brighton and H...
13:00, 2019-12-06

Get Involved, Internet: Support this film about Johnny Carson causing a toilet-paper shortage In 1973, Johnny Carson was the undisputed King Of Late Night. After the evening news, most people watched Carson chat with a comedian like Don Rickle...
21:32, 2019-06-25

Saturday's Best Deals: Dyson V8 Cordless Vacuum, Cottonelle Toilet Paper, TaoTronics Earbuds, and More A Dyson V8 Absolute Cordless Stick Vacuum, Cottonelle Ultra ComfortCare Toilet Paper, and TaoTronics SoundLiberty 53 True Wireless Headphones kick of...
17:24, 2019-09-14

Glamour model 'glassed rival in face after jumping toilet queue in swanky bash' Milka Borges was left needing three operations and 90 stitches as surgeons battled to save her facial movement after she was allegedly attacked by Fe...
17:40, 2020-01-21

The best way to fix broken makeup INSIDER producers Nico Reyes and Medha Iman put three makeup fixing methods to the test: rubbing alcohol, Moon Mousse, and the FIXY makeup repair kit...
18:12, 2019-11-23

Is BBC news broken? And if so, how do we fix it? We ask industry experts if the corporation’s efforts to be even-handed in Britain’s highly charged political climate are misguided. Introduction by G...
14:48, 2019-05-26

Everything you need to know about broken ribs Broken ribs are a common injury following an accident or fall. In this article, learn about how to identify the symptoms and what to expect from trea...
02:52, 2019-08-21

WWE 2K20 Is Broken In Every Possible Way Before WWE 2K20's release this week, fans were already feeling antsy. Behind-the-scenes tumult and some unflattering early footage left them with...
01:44, 2019-10-23

What to know about a broken nose A broken nose can result from a forceful impact to the face. Symptoms typically include pain, swelling, and bleeding. A person can often treat minor ...
00:52, 2019-05-01

An MLB record that was just set might never be broken A major league record was set over the weekend and is unlikely to be broken — without a reversal of rules that won’t go into effect until next ...
19:40, 2019-09-09

No Man's Sky's New Multiplayer Hub Seems Fun, But It's Broken No Man’s Sky’s new multiplayer hub, the Space Anomaly, is beautiful. It opens up new opportunities for players who want to work together in space. It...
21:20, 2019-08-15

Bake Off is broken – here's how to fix it Prue’s barbs, Paul’s aggression, preposterous challenges ... this year, everything went wrong with the baking show we used to love. Can it be salvage...
21:44, 2019-10-30

The Ice Has Broken, that was some thick ice! TUCSON – For the first time in 2019, Tucson International Airport hit 100° at 2:37 PM on June 9th. This is the 11th latest Ice Break in recorde...
00:08, 2019-06-10

Potty-training toddler rushed to emergency room when toilet seat gets stuck on head: 'She’s a crazy kid' A 2-year-old girl in Somerset, England, was rushed to the emergency room after she got her potty-training toilet seat stuck on her head, her father t...
18:00, 2019-08-27

Deadspin Raptors Defense Pushes Bucks To The Toilet’s Edge In Game 5 Upset | Jezebel A Judge Has Iss Deadspin Raptors Defense Pushes Bucks To The Toilet’s Edge In Game 5 Upset | Jezebel A Judge Has Issued a Protective Order Against Hayden Panettiere’...
20:20, 2019-05-24

New cars 'can be broken into in 10 seconds' What Car? magazine experts say the latest models with keyless entry systems can easily be hijacked....
09:08, 2019-08-08

New cars can be broken into in 10 seconds What Car? magazine experts say the latest models with keyless entry systems can easily be hijacked....
04:12, 2019-08-08

Yes, We Should Fix the Broken Oscars. But Let’s Not Look to Hollywood to Fix Us The Academy Awards used to serve a fairly simple purpose. They were Hollywood’s way of patting itself on the back, of acknowledging the best th...
13:32, 2020-01-30

Your Vehicle Is Already Broken, Have Fun Breaking It I bought my first new car in 2008 after several years of proud shitbox ownership. I was coming from a $500 Honda CRX that was missing most of its int...
18:40, 2020-01-11

Armed robbers steal hundreds of rolls of toilet paper amid Hong Kong coronavirus panic "We want to emphasize that we have sufficient toilet roll supply to meet demand," a store rep insisted....
13:12, 2020-02-17

Tuesday’s Daily Brief: Israeli settlements, Sahel crisis, Iran protests, reconciliation for peace, World Toilet Day A recap of Tuesday’s stories in brief: UN ‘regret’ over US settlements reversal; Almost daily attacks plunge Sahel into ‘three-country crisis’; live ...
22:36, 2019-11-19

Coronavirus Live Updates: Soaring Death Toll in China and a Toilet Paper Panic in Hong Kong The rise in the death toll and number of new cases came as China’s leader, Xi Jinping, ordered a crackdown on fake medical products and people who un...
07:28, 2020-02-06

Vandals sought after Catalina HS broken into TUCSON – The Catalina High School Family Resource Center was broken into over the weekend, according to Tucson Unified School District. “Incidents li...
22:32, 2020-01-27

Brazil: Bolsonaro's broken promises One year ago, right-wing populist Jair Bolsonaro was elected Brazil's president. But he has failed to fulfil many of the promises that helped bring h...
22:36, 2019-10-28

It will take hometown heroes to fix broken towns EAST LIVERPOOL, Ohio — Greg Bricker is tired of his community looking through the rearview mirror to an idyllic past, rather than looking forward and...
14:00, 2019-09-06

Broken Cars Can Create Delightful Art Inspired by abstract expressionist painters of the 1940s, John Chamberlain moved his pieces into a third dimension by carefully bending, shaping, and...
02:12, 2020-01-15

Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons have broken up At the same time a new Australia Vogue cover story dropped — where Jenner talked of potentially marrying Simmons — he was seen out partying in Atlan...
03:28, 2019-05-23

Bernal out of Giro with broken collarbone "Egan Bernal will miss this year’s Giro d’Italia after breaking his collarbone during a training ride."...
20:24, 2019-05-04

The Law Being Used to Prosecute Julian Assange Is Broken Opinion: Julian Assange is being prosecuted under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, a minimally defined statute that can have maximally destructive c...
15:04, 2019-05-07

'Broken' care system for most vulnerable Patients with mental health problems, autism and learning disabilities are being let down, a report says....
03:36, 2019-05-21

Yankees are broken after this cruel ending HOUSTON — And in an eyeblink, it was gone, all of it: the hard-to-believe comeback, half an inch from the brink of extinction; the dream season stuff...
08:12, 2019-10-20

Can science cure a broken heart? New treatments involving anaesthesia drugs and neurofeedback could soon be used for getting over a breakupNothing is quite as shattering as a broken ...
11:24, 2020-02-22

First cases of broken Galaxy Z Flips It hasn’t been long since Samsung announced the new Galaxy Z Flip and we are already receiving some concerning information regarding its durability. ...
12:24, 2020-02-17

China’s Liu says trade talks with US have not broken down BEIJING (AP) — Chinese Vice Premier Liu He says trade talks with the U.S. have not broken down. Hong Kong’s Phoenix TV on Saturday showed Liu t...
13:44, 2019-05-11

Simone Biles Has Once Again Broken Gymnastics American gymnast Simone Biles won the all-around title at the U.S. Gymnastics Championship on Sunday, making this the sixth consecutive year she’s ta...
15:48, 2019-08-12

My Lifelong Quest to Fix My Broken Bladder Drew Magary grew up having to pee at least a dozen times a day—sometimes double that—and the problem persisted into adulthood. What's worse, doctors ...
14:44, 2019-10-18

Tom Ford once slapped over a broken heel Tom Ford, one of the world’s most recognizable fashion designers, said in an interview on Thursday that he was once slapped by a woman outside a posh...
08:44, 2019-10-14

Indians’ Kluber to have X-rays on broken right arm CLEVELAND (AP) — Indians pitcher Corey Kluber will have an X-ray on Thursday to evaluate his right arm, broke when hit by a line drive on May 1. Klub...
22:28, 2019-05-20

This slanted toilet was designed to increase productivity and decrease smartphone use by making it painful to sit on for more than 5 minutes, and people are reacting with horror StandardToilet The British startup StandardToilet designed a toilet with a slanted seat intended to make it less comfortable for workers to hang out ...
18:28, 2019-12-18

Armed gang steals hundreds of toilet paper rolls in Hong Kong amid coronavirus panic-buying Armed robbers have stolen hundreds of toilet rolls from a supermarket delivery man in Hong Kong, amid severe shortages caused by coronavirus panic-bu...
12:12, 2020-02-17

Work It, Batman, Work It If you’ve ever wondered just how important animation is to a game’s ability to convey character, please examine this video in which Batman and Catwom...
00:48, 2019-11-28

Here's how we can make work work for all of us Having a meaningful job makes us happier and healthier – but governments and employers should eschew the logic that workers who work less are less pr...
10:43, 2019-04-09

America’s Public Defenders’ Offices Are Broken. Here’s How to Fix Them As a former prosecutor and attorney general of California, I saw our legal system at its best when we pursued justice and stood up for victims of mur...
15:36, 2019-06-05

This is how much you’ll pay to replace your lost, stolen, or broken AirPods Pro Apple on Monday unveiled the AirPods Pro. The new wireless earphones have a sleeker design that includes removable tips that help deliver the noise c...
18:32, 2019-10-29

Germany playmaker Dzsenifer Marozsan out with broken toe Germany are to be without key midfielder Dzenifer Marozsan for at least the rest of the group stage at the Women's World Cup in France. Marozan suffe...
13:52, 2019-06-11

Everton's Gomes to have surgery on broken ankle "Everton midfielder Andre Gomes will have surgery on Monday after suffering a fracture-dislocation to his right ankle in their Premier League match a...
12:32, 2019-11-04